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balls on toast

Used whence referencing the act of doing nothing, nothingness or lack of something. Secondary general term for time wastage. Usually revolving around gaming environment(see internet cafe)*.
What are we doing tonight?

I dont know, balls on toast?

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I could be out reaming Josh's mum, but were playing with our balls, on toast.
by Orrie June 7, 2007
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Toast xx

A sniper who says Mhmmmm after every nice shot.
*Noscope*
MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Toasty.
OMG TOAST XX YOURE SO COOL!!!
by CASTORO FB April 5, 2011
mugGet the Toast xxmug.

Toast Face

A word to describe a person that looks as though they have just popped out of a toaster.
Specifically, hair stood up on end, face red, dazed expression.
"Oh my goodness, have you seen Oli this morning, he has such a toast face."
by pandawild February 13, 2014
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Cunt Toast

The crust that forms on the crotch area of a woman's underwear after she has worn it all day, usually due to the drying of normal vaginal mucous secretions.
Girl A: "I wasn't going to change my underwear before my date tonight, but when I went to the bathroom I saw it had a layer of cunt toast on it."

Girl B: "That's fucking gross don't tell me that shit."
by Captain Katherine Janeway September 21, 2013
mugGet the Cunt Toastmug.

Liberty Toast

the name given to French Toast following the rash of anti-French sentiment that followed 9/11 and the start of the War on terror. Along the same patriotic lines as Freedom Fries and Democracy Dressing but had its origins in WW1 with terms such as "hot dogs" and liberty cabbage that were used for similar reasons with respect to all things German
In the Red State Diner jim quickly noticed that Liberty Toast had replaced French toast on the breakfast menu.

Would you like some good American Maple syrup with your Liberty Toast?

On todays menu: Liberty Toast with all-American scrapple, only 3.99!
by binydeamon September 5, 2009
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dry toast

1. Dull, boring.
2. WASP-y.
1. Ugh, Cry the Beloved Country was total dry toast.
2. I'm so glad I'm Greek and not dry toast.
by aydiosmio April 10, 2008
mugGet the dry toastmug.

slice of toast

The act of opening ones hand so that the palm is facing in and sliding it from the bottom to the top of another persons bum crack simulating toast popping out of a toaster.
"Dude, Rob just gave me a slice of toast and I let one rip right on his hand! That'll teach him to stick things in other people's butts!"
by k-alpha_guy August 1, 2009
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