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To Hag

To hag (Verb)

To be a passive aggressive old bitch who stamps on other’s dreams.
‘I am going to hag everyone I hate at work today’

This bitch totally hagged me today’

‘I am going to get such a hagging at work today’.
by littlemissjoker September 22, 2014
mugGet the To Hagmug.

hag

a evil old woman, a witch
by lol bdwsaodsa December 6, 2016
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Hag

Hag is about an old person like yujin from clc
You stan a that hag?
by xiaorina May 18, 2022
mugGet the Hagmug.

Hag

an old lady, defined as evil or hideous
by Johncena2016 January 8, 2017
mugGet the Hagmug.

Fag Hag

A woman who surrounds herself with gay men and the friends of gay men, she is often not the prettiest face and over weight, she has female friends but she’s always talking about her gay male friends. If she can use her “status” with the gay men in her life to gain friendships with lesbians she will too. She called herself bisexual but you’ve only ever seen her drunk kissing another female because she likes dick but she thinks being bisexual makes her more appealing to the gay men she obsesses over. She does not like anyone else (especially a female) having the attention of her gays but if she can’t see a way to sabotage that relationship without losing her fag hag status then she will crawl right up that persons butt hole so she can be included. She’s usually a girl who is insecure and can be a ‘couple beers short of a six pack’. She usually dislikes straight females who are prettier and slimmer than her and she always has to have someone who she treats as being beneath her or pathetic.
Yeh look Betty is a Fag Hag, she literally treats everyone else like shit unless she wants something but she would never have the nerve to treat her gays like that.
by KikiDoYouLoveMe21 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Fag Hagmug.
Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.
Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
by BobackTFox January 31, 2023
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