Used Condom

Someone as useful as a nothing

That one guy in our group is being a total used condom

by King Pigblox December 3, 2021

Among Us

kill people and make your friends leave

Among Us:
Orange: yo purples kinda sus

Purple: wait how?? i was in electrical doing my tasks
Orange: no crewmate can stay alive alone in electrical..

Purple was An Impostor.
0 Impostor(s) remain.

Victory

by googiegaggie October 21, 2020

US Government

Originally set up as a Republic, The Constitution FOR the United States of America defined a system of checks and balances among three legal bodies: Executive, Legislative, and Judicial. Upon signing the Reconstruction Act, Feb 21st of 1871, a consensus of Judiciary arts degree holding criminals undermined the will of the people by creating a corporation named The United States. That resulted in a dramatic change in title of the founding document. No longer was it a gift to the people, now the title reads "The Constitution OF the United States" (no America), the property of said corporation. Other words were redefined by the esquires, such as citizen to mean chattle/property of state, or even people could be defined as members of the US incorporated. As with any defeated government, the Union sent Ivy league carpetbaggers and secured plenty of scallywags to control state legislatures. Having lived N of M&D, they relied on social segregation as an easy means to power, passing legislation to divide and conquer the population by race. Slowly but surely, a system of compulsory education was put into place, and boys were taught by men what their future responsibilities would be, and how to deal with them. The politicians started using the Astrozorian ceremony of marriage, as another means to create a state sanctioned protected class.

Once men had a legal means of pacifying their 'human nature', the natural act of sex outside of marriage became a crime against society, eventually carrying punishments beyond capital murder. This was a strong motivator for men to leave the compulsory education system, as white knights will believe anything to justify their job/social position. Meanwhile, Marxism started a foothold in subverting the ethics of the Humanities. The same people in the US government who passed segregation, were the same to politically benefit from desegregation.

by Reality bites back March 6, 2019

Among Us

THIS FUCKING GAME GIVES YOU A DISEASE CALLED THE MOCKINGBIRDS DISEASE, AND ITS NOT A GAME IT IS A HATING WEBSITE.
SYMPTOMS:
. AMONG US ADDICT
. ANNOYING OTHER PEOPLE WITH GIVING MEMES ABOUT IT
. MOST BULLSHIT DREADFUL GAME

Among Us
(GUY WITH MOCKINGBIRD'S DISEASE): yo * RED SUS *
(ANNOYED PEOPLE): STFU ASSHOLE
(ME): WTF BRO IT AINT FUNNY PLUS ITS BULLSHIT ANNOYING.

by RUNRUNRUNRUN April 1, 2021

Reverse Using

When a girl claims you've used her for your own sexual benefit. When in actual fact she used reverse psychology on your dumb ass.

The fact you were on top her during the sexual act, does not mean you haven't been used.

She tricked me into fucking her from behind, then claimed I used her! The horror! Reverse Using!

by happythatsme April 24, 2017

Among Us

Party game that was developed in 2018, playable on mobile and PC known for its player base having the communication skills and IQ of a 3 year old. Crewmates win by completing all their assigned tasks that have to be done around the space ship before the impostor(s) kill(s) everyone aboard.

Purple: *initiates emergency meeting*

Everyone: What happened?

Purple: I saw red vent

Red: cap

Everyone: *votes purple*

Among Us 101

by Pronouns: He/Bruh October 7, 2020

US Intelligence

Oxymoron.

Australian Slang for someone who has said, or done something stupid.

Person 1: "You can pick up Bluebottle jellyfish right?"
Person 2: "Sure, Maybe it'll cure your US Intelligence."

by CactusJackie January 4, 2019