Skull

A fucking fruit because my brain is a seed

Did you know a skull is a fruit

by MANGOStasteGOOD September 21, 2019

Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 27, 2017

Iron Skull

A man with an iron skull is someone that is hard headed, but also fearless and strong.

He is a man with an iron skull and a silver tongue.

by TheGreatGede August 17, 2021

Skull fucking

The act when you shimmy your head up someone’s butt hole

“Damn dude I was skull fucking that chick last night. My whole head could fit up her ass.”

by Skullz4L April 8, 2023

Skull Fuck

To insert ones thumbs into they eye sockets and wrap the rest of your fingers around their cranuim after inserting your man meat into their mouth, therefore fucking their skull.

"She didn't have enough ass to grab while we were in doggy style so I grabbed her by her eye sockets and literally skull fucked her brains out"

by Fukalotayu January 7, 2017

SKULL-FUCK

It's like fuck, but you fuck the skull of a person.

I'll skull-fuck your dad to kingdom come

by ItsDiesL December 4, 2016

Kansas city skull fuck

To fuck the eye socket of a 1 eyed person

Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!

by Asshole Strawboss December 22, 2022