Shark Eyes

When one is past the point of inebriation, the pupil will dilate a substantial amount, thus resembling the eyes of a shark.

Shark eyes are an indicator of the loss of good judgment, sense of surroundings, and morality.

One the eye of the shark is upon you, horrible and unspeakable things will happen. Coined by the EFVC.

"I'd advise everyone to stay away from Zach, he's got shark eyes!"

by Keets Reese October 10, 2008

lazer sharked

Being high.

on anything.

the term was coined by a couple of guys high on weed though.

Dude, I'm so lazer sharked. I have no idea whats going on.

by Jaynik July 11, 2007

Sharking for Parking

The act of driving around over and over in the same overfilled parking lot to find a spot. If you find your self getting really pissed off and driving recklessly to beat others to a open spot and/or stalking a person walking to their car to imminently take their spot, then your sharking the parking lot.

sorry im fuckin late, ughh...Sharking for Parking at this university can suck my dick!! I drive a V-Dub where the fuck is my celebrity parking damn-it.

by Lovetrav April 12, 2011

shark pisser

A person (usually male) who catches sharks for the sole purpose of urinating on them and then releasing them into the wild.

"Do you remember young Reginald who attended our elementary school, Joseph?" Inquired Jodie.

"Yes I do." Joseph replied. "I heard that he has become quite the shark pisser."

by bigpotatomilk February 22, 2008

Pantie Shark

A person that is always trying to sniff panties.

Ryan Miller is a pantie shark.

by Bobby A August 8, 2003

Butt Shark

A person who constantly seeks opportunities to kiss ass.

Watch ot for Jones, he's a Butt Shark.

Smith will Shark you to get ahead.

That asshole Jackson sharked me in front of Maintenance Control.

by Ed USN RET March 23, 2006

park shark

noun; one who drives round and round a parking lot, stalking pedestrians in the hopes of snagging their space. Can also be used as a verb: park sharking.

"There's one! There's one! Come on, we gotta park shark that girl; she's three feet from the door."

by Pentacookie November 20, 2007