puddle ninja

a person who runs around and splashes people with puddles

guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas

by wu ninja clan November 25, 2012

dusty puddles

a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful✨

“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”

“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”

by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020

Boston Puddle

A puddle full of shit. Referring to the shitty water from Boston.

Guy 1: She performed a Boston Puddle on my dick last night.
Guy 2: Did you sue her? That's Gross!

by BrazillianGodfather November 8, 2020

Puddle Cuddle

Cuddling in your own cum and piss after sex.

"We puddle cuddled in the bed last night it was a blast!"

by THISIARANDOMCHANNEL March 2, 2024

lung puddle

When one ejaculates so deep into a throat it creates a body of semen ones lung

“Dude I was deep throating Lisa so hard I’m sure I gifted her a Lung Puddle. “

by Lungpuddle103 October 4, 2018

Neapolitan fuck puddle

The after affects of having anal sex with or without consent consisting of shit, Semen and blood

I’m really getting sick and tired of my roommate leaving his Neapolitan fuck puddles all over the couch

by The Jeep nut February 2, 2022

puddle of boi

When the weather would seem too hot for your liking and you're afraid that would melt into a puddle of boi in said weather.

Sorry, it's very hot today. I'm afraid I will turn into a puddle of boi if I go out.

by Rofio August 1, 2018