Lopano Joke

The act of repeating something someone just said in the first person and adding "once" to the end of it.

PERSON A: Hey, I found a penny.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.

PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.

PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.

by Silent Chicken May 3, 2009

Joking Ghost

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.

Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"

by jewCjuice October 13, 2010

america joke

9/11

its america joke day!!!!

by the name i am using September 11, 2023

table joke

Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To play checkers! This is a table joke

by Runawayhomelessman January 31, 2017

Tommy Joke

A joke which is told and only funny to the person telling the joke.

Thomas told me a joke which was not funny even though it was funny to him. He pulled a Tommy Joke!

by XxSaltyGxX September 4, 2018

Owen Joke

The act of telling a joke so unfunny that it will make everyone in the general vicinity go silent unanimously instantly upon hearing the joke.

Angel: “Oh no guys Owen’s walking up to us. He is probably gonna tell another Owen Joke.”
Dylan: “Not again!”
Owen: “Dead Sea! How is the Sea gonna live now!”
*Silence*

by IgnoredShark April 29, 2022

Joking on the Square

A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.

Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??

by Richfolk September 23, 2021