The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus
Violently.
Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.
Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam
Into your butt
Violently.
Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.
Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam
Into your butt
Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?
Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens
Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore
Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens
Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore
by Captain Magnanimous February 26, 2014
Get the gnome alaskamug. Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.
Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.
Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.
Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."
by MannytheBatman May 20, 2024
Get the Liquor Gnomemug. Mooning gnome is an image, or collection of images, used on Facebook to warn users that a group is without an active admin and therefore has gone downhill and has no quality anymore. In the worst case the group is taken over by scammers and/or spammers. The image is placed ant there is no admin to remove it.
I don't trust this post about a student room, because there was a mooning gnome right above it, in the same group.
by DaanWebstra September 22, 2021
Get the Mooning gnomemug. by youngmistro13 February 20, 2010
Get the herd of gnomemug. by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022
Get the Grass Gnomesmug. If you are short you are probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome
by dabgodSMT July 24, 2023
Get the Jewish gnomemug. the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.
Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.
by joor79 August 9, 2018
Get the Fuck Gnomesmug.