March 8th

March 8th is the day where most people with brain damage are born.

She is born on March 8th must have brain damage

by March8thRetards May 11, 2023

October 8th

You're birthday is the most important birthday of all.

"oh wow, my life doesn't matter because I'm not born on October 8th"

by CookingChef March 20, 2023

August 8th

Official Fnaf Day. Because that’s when Fnaf 1 came out.

Me : “Hey bro! It’s August 8th!!”
Friend : “What’s special about August 8th?”
Me : “It’s Fnaf day!”

by Im actually gonna fckin kill u July 11, 2023

August 8th/FNAF day

National FNAF day

ITS AUGUST 8TH/FNAF DAY WE HAVE TO BINGE MARKIPLIER FNAF ALL DAY WHILE PLAYING FNAF DRINKING FNAF SODA YOU BURNT BISCUT!!

by zoeyyskz🐰 April 20, 2025

November 8th

National kick Jacob in the balls day

"Jacob I am going to kick your Frank and beans"
"Please have mercy my testicles are in agony"
"Its november 8th sorry"

by Bananarama23 November 8, 2019

May 8th

National say yes day
Pick someone who you know and they must answer yes to everything you ask in some way

Sharon, "tell me when u last has sex?"
Bailey, "no"
Sharon, "it's national say yes day (may 8th)"
Bailey, "oh yeah, it was with your brother yesterday"
Sharon, "wait what?"

by Bobtheconstructor May 7, 2024

October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!

OCTOBER 8TH! Mpreg Day. I found it funny that there was no Mpreg Day (atleast to my knowledge) so I made one myself because, mpreg is awesome, and I wish it were real. I mean why do women have to do all the work of popping out a baby? LET THE MALES CARRY IT!! Have fun on this day impregnation all your submissive omegas ladies and gents. (with consent ofcourse, cause consent is HOT!!)

Kaitlyn: Yo, Jeremy! It's October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!
Jeremy: What?..
Kaitlyn: Happy Mpreg Day?
Jeremy: What is that?
Kaitlyn: it's a celebration for male pregnancy!

Jeremy: MALES CAN GET PREG NOW?
Kaitlyn: Today they can.. may I tap that, Jeremy?
Jeremy: Ofcourse Kaitlyn.. 🥹💋👅

by $waglord October 8, 2025