When you're in a tight spot or potential legal situation with a stranger that you need get get out of quickly or a stranger you're on a date with but don't like and you want to bribe them or leave quickly on good terms you hit them with some Crash Money to exit or escape smoothly with no drama or bs following you.
My dad was in a bad accident with a car load of foreigners and he didn't want any heat from cops or trouble from them so he gave them some crash money and bolted.
I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
by Mead's Mead December 1, 2020
Get the Crash moneymug. a) Someone who knowingly commits dangerous or harmful acts that can result in a negative outcome
b) Same as an actual Crash Test Dummy but under different circumstances
b) Same as an actual Crash Test Dummy but under different circumstances
1. Don’t be a crash dummy selling drugs on the street knowing you have kids at home.
2. Sleeping with your friend’s man just because your boyfriend flirted with her is crash dummy activities.
3. You’re a crash dummy if you try to sell someone a stolen car.
2. Sleeping with your friend’s man just because your boyfriend flirted with her is crash dummy activities.
3. You’re a crash dummy if you try to sell someone a stolen car.
by JustThinkAboutIt May 27, 2025
Get the Crash Dummymug. by KingHassan February 15, 2025
Get the Jump Out and Slide and Crashmug. When one loses all control due to frustration, anger or other stress leading them to act impulsively or even violently. Depending on the specific situation can be humorous to watch. More or less Gen Z slang for a temper tantrum or flipping out.
"That streamer is crashing out after someone told him to put the fries in the bag. The cops are trying to calm him down but he keeps screaming about making six figures."
by ItchyDonut July 7, 2025
Get the Crashing Outmug. The loss of malls to crash (crash the mall-ing) been disaster to human race. While it is safer, all joy is gone...
by dame_dane June 2, 2025
Get the crash the mallmug. Eternal gratitude to my Crash Test Yummy "bestbeta," without whom this ficcie wouldn't be so awesome.
by LegalMonet December 22, 2007
Get the crash test yummymug. by scottydoesntknowscottysgottago April 20, 2025
Get the crashed outmug.