Thanos

A Murder Grape

Don’t try eating that grape, Thanos has possessed it.

by GalacticKiwi January 8, 2021

Thanos

A big ugly grape that is wearing a oven mit.

Hi thanos

by get yeeeted April 30, 2019

thanos

gay nobb that got raised by barney and purple rasins

barney and thanos had sex

by thqnos's dick May 7, 2019

Thanos

Thicc angry grape who likes to adopt kids he meets after murdering their entire species and tests if there evil. He has cool glow gems that I can buy online. He has a 1st graders attempt at drawing a fist for his chin. He’s kinda pudgy. Oh, and he becomes a farmer and is trying to kill off the Avengers, oh, and half of all life. Yep, Thanos.

Starlord: WHY?!
Thanos, tied up: UREEGNGNGNGHH

by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021

Thanos

a big purple grape that recently got surgery

Hey ima go to the hospital to see thanos after his surgery

by Gregconroy1 May 11, 2019

Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.

Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.

by nolandc October 4, 2019

Thanos

A purple raisin floating in space with a sparkly oven mit and a rock collection

Thanos is coming for these Jems boi!!!

by Hsjcbsjisnf March 3, 2020