Thanos

If people call you thanos you have a huge dick

Hey look, It's Thanos

by Life is very sad February 24, 2019

Thanos

An evil raisin that is trying to collect some rainbow colored stones to wipe out half the universe

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH THANOS IS COMING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MOTHEG June 3, 2019

Thanos

A of poo that comes and flushes 50% of the Lysol toilet detergent

Why is there a thanos coming out of my booty?

by 12121212121212121212 November 2, 2019

Thanos

Thanos is a supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. He was created by writer-artist Jim Starlin, and made his first appearance in The Invincible Iron Man #55 (cover date February 1973). An Eternal–Deviant warlord from the moon Titan, Thanos is regarded as one of the most powerful beings in the Marvel Universe. He has clashed with many heroes including the Avengers, the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Fantastic Four, and the X-Men.

He killed the freaking Avengers. Thanos snapped.

by JToH Anonymous March 9, 2022

Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.

Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.

by nolandc October 4, 2019

Thanos

A term in marvel rivals as in calling a person really good at the game or the best at the game.

Bro your actually thanos

by bigblackballman23 July 18, 2025

Thanos

a big purple grape that recently got surgery

Hey ima go to the hospital to see thanos after his surgery

by Gregconroy1 May 11, 2019