Thanos

absolutely SWOLE!

You’re thanos.

by purple boi November 22, 2021

Thanos

Verb. When you fist your girl in the ass and then snap your fingers while inside.

I was Thanos-ing my girl and when I snapped my fingers her shit disappeared.

by TheB1GLebowsG April 27, 2019

Thanos

A bald thicc ass purple space raisin running around with a granny's yellow oven mitt and a wack ass rock collection

That nigga thanos caught a fade while making breakfast

by Big Capper Dubbz April 29, 2019

Thanos

Thicc angry grape who likes to adopt kids he meets after murdering their entire species and tests if there evil. He has cool glow gems that I can buy online. He has a 1st graders attempt at drawing a fist for his chin. He’s kinda pudgy. Oh, and he becomes a farmer and is trying to kill off the Avengers, oh, and half of all life. Yep, Thanos.

Starlord: WHY?!
Thanos, tied up: UREEGNGNGNGHH

by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021

Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.

Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.

by nolandc October 4, 2019

Thanos

My bae, who some people call a purple elephant but he is a cute purple elephant with an amazing jaw line.
Is is amazing because Of his impressive rock collection. FYI he collected them for me!

Thanos is sooooo sexy!

by Da|Boss September 9, 2019

thanos

inevitable

I am Thanos, inevitable

by thanos killer May 10, 2019