The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 08, 2024

TED

Ted is a way of life, a state of being, all should open their hearts to Ted. Ted will lead is the answer, ted is all you need. Join ted

Ted will lead us towards salvation

by TED BUHDY July 09, 2021

Ted

A fucking kiddy fiddler. 🤟🏻

Boy:do you know ted

Girl:oh the nonce? Yea i do why
Boy:bc he was staring at my sister the other day

Girl: so?
Boy:shes 9…

by Sexuallyattractedtomyself September 16, 2022

Ted

Stand Ted on your school bag.

I'm having a rough Ted right now.

by LiptonIceTeaGreen December 04, 2021

ted

ted aka teddy weddy is one kf my bffs and rhey can cancel me at any moment but they decide not to

suga: omg ted remeber ur cumbur era
ted: omg no never speak of that era AGAIN!!!! 😡😡😡😡

by sugaboogerstink July 03, 2023

Ted

An ingenious young dude who likes making friends.

"that new guy is a such a Ted, he's friends with most of us already"

by joarge April 12, 2021

TED

Previously, this conference stands for Technology, Economy, and Design. However, this conference expanded into broad topics, such as politics or philosophies.

But underneath it all, it still a perfect place to circlejerk/committing intellectual masturbation

TED, ideas worth sharing....

...in theory

by Sir. B November 26, 2021