Female Teacher Syndrome

When you think your female teacher is absolutely smoking hot but in reality it's because she is the only (or least unattractive) female teacher.

Jim: "Mate, how fit is Miss Lee?!"
Dave: "Come off it, blatant case of female teacher syndrome there"

Female Teacher Syndrome by FatherJim May 19, 2015

Dirty Teacher 

A teacher that would flirt or have sex with a student. (Often a female)

That the best teacher cuz she a Dirty Teacher

Dirty Teacher by MrStealYoGirl69 February 14, 2017

cover teacher 

a right old nonce that all the chavvy brits make fun of until they get on call or head of year

Note:often foreign

cover teacher:right class get into seating plan

pupil:nah fam i aint sittin next to that ugly dosser

cover teacher by d*ck July 22, 2019

That vegan teacher 

That vegan teacher is a Canadian vegan who teaches people about vegan things on TikTok, Youtube, and Instagram, but was banned from them multiple times except for Youtube, but hopefully gets banned from Canada aswell.

Jeffrey: I love that vegan teacher so much!
Aaron: GTFO

That vegan teacher by big_chair June 4, 2021

Gym Teacher 

The root of all evil. He complains about us being children and not full-on athletes participating in the Olympics. He yells at us to exercise despite being a fatass. Good at making kids cry.

The gym teacher needs to fucking chill.

Gym Teacher by PaleWeirdo November 25, 2018

Drivers Ed Teacher 

Everyone's last resort when it comes to a job. When all else fails the moderately retarded teach a class that a monkey can teach; Drivers Ed. Unfortunately the "Teachers" more like retards take the class as seriously as they can because they know that literally anyone (person or monkey) can replace them at any minute.

Fuck, I dropped out of high school, Mcdonald's fired me, and i can't apply for my Wick's Card. I guess I'll just have to teach Drivers Ed.




Drivers Ed Teacher

Drivers Ed Teacher by Drivers Ed Teacher March 9, 2009

music teacher butt 

possibly the most elusive of all butt-shapes, music teacher butt can be described as unusually long and increasingly droopy toward the south end of the caboose. nearing maturity, MTB begins to resemble a second bosom. music teacher butt affects 1 in 3 music teachers in the United States and, interestingly enough, also occurs in 1 out of 30 female band members. to spot MTB in the wild is rare, and should therefore be deemed a special moment in one's life.

1) damn, she got that MTB! was that Mrs Denny?

2) i just got back from the obstetrician and she diagnosed me with music teacher butt. dammit!

music teacher butt by friznani August 12, 2007