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pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)
Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!
by your local anime girl November 9, 2020
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Tea Flag

When your sack has reach 40+ years of age & able to stretch & cover your wife's face.
My wife would not shut up so I tea flagged that bitch!
by Fsububbles & Scott Daddt November 23, 2017
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Ghost Tea

When you pour your tea from the teapot after it has steeped & it’s only hot water.

Usually because you didn’t actually put a teabag in but thought you had. Sometimes happens when your kid steals the teabag for their tea thinking it’s funny.
“Man, it’s way too early for this. My toasted English muffin was about to pop up & I go to pour my tea from the teapot & it was nothing but a ghost tea.”
You thought it was there but it’s not, just like a ghost. Only hot water.
by JBRacing October 8, 2023
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Anal Tea

When you get done anal fucking your girlfriend, you collect the shit infused semen into your finest tea cup and begin drinking it like you're a member of the royal family.
Hey babe, I want to have anal tea tonight.
by ShamUD69 July 13, 2015
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Disco Tea

The Disco tea is a phrase used when a person is having a cup of tea before going out clubbing.

The Disco tea can have many variants, some of these are:
- Vodka Shots (be it the 3€ variety or grey goose, your choose)
- Schnapps (any flavour you like)
- Pretty much any alcoholic drink

You also could have some 'sprinkles' in your disco tea, this is were it gets fun, anything you want can be sprinkles but MDMA is the best.
Matt - Anyone for a disco tea ?
Rob - yes please 2 sugars, vodka shot and sprinkles
Paul - yes please, its my bday fuck it i'll have the same as rob
James - please, just sprinkles for me
by BIG RED October 4, 2012
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energy tea

what you call coffee around adults who think kids should not have coffee
by wonder woman is here December 23, 2017
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loser tea

A term to use when the gossip or tea you received wasn't worth the wait and is a waste of your time
"Girl you heard about Jacqui getting fired yesterday for fighting a customer?"

"Girl that's loser tea."
by OutterSpaceCooter July 2, 2021
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