Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"
by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020
Get the Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shitmug. by Head cold March 7, 2021
Get the Sneeze and tugmug. Breakfast in bed with a happy ending.
I had a day off so my ol' lady woke me up to grub and tug this morning, then I blazed some chronic and went back to sleep.
by Timmy Neutron Squared April 29, 2016
Get the Grub and tugmug. The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.
"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"
by Nathanialowl September 9, 2013
Get the Carkhole Tuggingmug. This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.
As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.
by Bloody Snotbubble August 7, 2011
Get the junk tugmug. Masturbation born out of necessity and desperation rather than pleasure. Typically a result of being stood up by a potential sexual partner to relieve the subsequent sadness and pent up desire left unfulfilled.
A: Hey buddy! How did it go with Becky last night? Blew her back out like a G right?
B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.
B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.
by philanderousmonk666 December 10, 2018
Get the Struggle tugmug. A Tug and Duck is when you receive a hand job right before you cum you bend over and tug your penis as hard as you can until you cum.
by Mr Prolapsed October 22, 2019
Get the Tug and Duckmug.