Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020

tugging the turtle

an uncircumcized male msturbating

Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work

by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009

tug-n-toss

Performing a vigorous air jerk quickly followed by opening your hand, palm up, on the out stroke in order to simulate "tossing" hot man chowder in the direction of the recipient.

After spending 20 minutes trapped behind a painfully slow driver, Roger broke out the ol' tug-n-toss when he could finally pass her. The look of shock and horror on her basic-ass face was worth the wait.

by Nismotech85 November 22, 2019

Tug bug

A petite individual who enjoys stimulating male genitalia (jacking someone off)

Bro 1: How was your date last night?
Bro 2: Great! She’s a real tug bug.

by Jasmine_twinkletoes July 12, 2019

tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

Quick Tug

Settling for a hand job

Netflix and chill ended with a quick tug.

by L0rdexp3ctati0n January 24, 2016

Tug n plug

When you fuck someone from the back and please them from the front. I.e reach around

After their date, they went back to his apartment and gave the ol' tug n plug a try

by Toastradamus December 2, 2016