Truth

The exact opposite of whatever Donald J. Trump says is the truth.

We just swore in a take-no -bullshit president who isn't afraid to speak the truth!

by Joy of Drinking January 20, 2017

smoked trout

You ever had that feeling, where you're sitting next to a girl and you just KNOW what her pussy is like? You never actually saw it, but you can sense the essence of it, just from your intuitive nature. Well, a smoked trout is when you have that feeling and your instincts lead you to believe that the girl next to you has a pussy which smells AT ALL fishy. On the scale of fishiness, even if its only a 1 out of 100, thats still a smoked trout you're dealing with. Then you can go on and call that person a smoked trout whenever you want. It has nothing to do with whether or not you are right, since after you tell them that they are a smoked trout, chances are that you wont ever get to find out first hand... just the fact that you genuinely 100% thought that they had a smoked trout, makes them a smoked trout.

Lindsay Lohan, Samuel L Jackson and Jonny Depp are out to dinner together...Lindsay ordered the fish.

Lindsay, "mmm this smoked trout is great!"
Samuel L Jackson, "not from where im sittin"
Jonny Depp, "Lindsay, you're disgusting"

by the fisherman of trout January 1, 2010

private truth

Bob Christ is a private slave to the spirit of the Holy Okie lord Bud.
silenced forever Christ Bob has taken the 5th and is allowing the spirit of Lord Bud to testify.
Lord Bud owns the private truth and is no longer subject to opinions no matter how popular they are.

LORD-BUD: Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice from the Private Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation where it is better to own a PRIVATE TRUTH than to temporarily rent a POPULAR PUBLIC OPINION.

by Spiritual-Master February 3, 2022

Cornback Sewer Trout

A firm stool embedded with corn.

The pond is freshly stocked with cornback sewer trout due to our massive consumption of corn last night.

by Clessard April 30, 2008

Mersey Trout

A brown object floating in the River Mersey - Liverpool (a Poo)

I saw a massive Mersey Trout today - with Sweetcorn eyes!

by ExpertFisher December 14, 2012

Troughton

An extremely large dick on a skinny bloke. Also a unit of measurement equaling 28cm.

That creeks four troughtons wide.

by bony mountain January 15, 2016

is that a trout

when a yankee asks a stupid question that someone in the south would be considered a retard for not knowing.

We were all all the lake fishin' when this nut hugging yankee rolls by and looks down at the catfish i just caught and says "is that a trout?"

by redneckmuthafuckaz September 3, 2007