Max

To start off it’s a dog name. To finish it kind of is.
The biggest geezer on planet Earth that always tells on you x

Max is such a dog name. Hey, my brothers name is max!!’

by TheButterflyGirl October 27, 2019

Max

Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”

“Yo bro I hope my dick never looks like MAXS”

by Jade0907 February 16, 2018

Max

10/10 better than shemayah

Max is a great person, definently better than shemayah

by The Handmade Hero April 2, 2019

Max

Some fat fuck who is a dumbass who likes to spray whipped cream on people. His farts gas up the entire room in a matter of milliseconds.

Person #1: Holy shit! Is that max?
Person #2: Omg I’m gonna throw up

by slurpyslurpman October 21, 2020

Max

The type of person to play fortnite 24/7. He will always play fortnite. And he likes Derek who is 16 and is the big gay. So Max is a gay and homophobic guy

Max plays fortnite and sees Derek. He then gets his lotion

by Friendly neighborhood rapist March 14, 2019

Max

Max is secretly having fun with your mother

Max has a small dick

by frederick max December 12, 2018

Max

Max is a great guy and an amazing boyfriend. At first he may be a little shy but once you get to know him he is really sweet and caring. He is also really funny and very talkative. He's someone you definitely don't want to lose. So even if your parents make it hard for you to talk to him, or some crazy disease infects the world and you can't go to school and see him everyday, don't let that stop you from being with him. Also he's really smart but humble about it. And he's super cute.

I ❤️ u max.

by ihatemath07 April 23, 2020