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Dr. Swift

A girl who's nipples protrude through her bra, clothes, jacket, and into an alternate universe
Dude she's a dr. Swift!

Watch your eyes!!!
by That girl tho1 January 21, 2014
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taylor swift

hot country babe that america cannot live without.
dude 1: hey, let's go to that taylor swift concert, she is such a babe.

dude 2: it sold out in one minute!!!! darn.
by turls November 17, 2009
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Swifties

Swifties don't merely "like" Taylor Swift. They adore her. Swifties tend to be sweet, generous, introverted and very literate, just like their idol Taylor. Swifties tend to occupy Tumblr since that's where Taylor goes the most. They also live on Twitter and Instagram. You're super lucky if you know a Swiftie and you better befriend them right away.
Person 1: Anna seems like a Swiftie. She baked me cookies today.
Person 2: Yeah, she's totally a Swiftie. We should be her best friend. Everyone should be friends with Swifties.
by janmhorowi April 5, 2017
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Swift Symmetry

Adj: A Ex post facto title for the period of time which passes between the initial meeting in a romantic relationship, and after the relationship has ended badly and the betrayer now finds themselves in the same situation as the one they had originally betrayed.

A+B=AB
AB+C=AC-B
AC+D=CD-A

During the period later to be described as swift symmetry, time has a feeling of moving painfully slow to the betrayed, but after the the greater picture has unraveled it's self, the same amount of time now seems to have flown by.

Many use it to describe the faster actions of Karma. What goes around comes back around.
"Did you hear the girl your ex left you for just did the same thing to him that he did to you? Kinda funny, it's gotta swift symmetry to the whole ordeal it i guess."
by Me2You February 28, 2011
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Taylor Swift

Me: Stop being such a Taylor Swift
by Di Tondo December 30, 2016
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Taylor Swift

Probobly the annoyingest female singer of this generation. Legally an adult but has the mentality of a middle schooler, she needs to shut the fuck up and grow up.
Person 1: Whos this ugly country singer with no ass or tits dating almost every other famous guy whos atleast several years younger and then writes songs about her devasting heartbreak after they break up?

Person 2: Taylor Swift
by taylorsawhore January 5, 2013
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Taylor Swift

tall, skinny, blond, white girl with a cat face. has many boyfriends. sings about ex boyfriends. still not a slut.
person: TAYLOR SWIFT HAS HELLA BOYFRIENDS SLUTTT
by kengelica April 4, 2013
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