Sunday Morning Surprise

when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!

Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?

Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.

by The Real Mr. Burns March 6, 2009

Taking Back Sunday

The act in which one, once again, seizes Sunday

"Hey, Buddy. There is another Crusade upon us!" "And what will that be?" "Taking back Sunday!"

by tax0r March 6, 2005

Sunday driver

A successful paintball player who after winning a tournament (the finals generally being held on sundays) drives home with a trophy.

Dude A: Is freddy an good at paintball?
Dude B: Hes a sunday driver, he can play mad ball.

by pb-nation October 12, 2006

still-drunk sunday

waking up sunday and still having significant levels of alcohol in your body from shit-faced saturday

Hey man wanna go out for a late lunch?
Yea, you drive, I'm celebrating still-drunk sunday.

by tpro December 2, 2009

sunday morning special

n. A sex position based on the reverse cowgirl which takes place on the toilet and the guy opens and reads a newspaper while having sex

After a night of heavy drinking, the next morning Nate and Patty had a sunday morning special in the bathroom.

by Benton West December 12, 2006

Simp Ass Sunday

The prime day for a simp to come out and make the maneuver. Typically seen busting out of church trying to bust open a box with the local chick from mcdonalds.

I saw some guy kissing the feet of a tik tok egirl the other day at the park. Man i hate Simp Ass Sunday

by BustOpenDaBox July 21, 2019

Double-chin sunday

The last day of a week, sunday, when you get ready for next week and dont do anything. You eat so much fatty, unhealthy foods with an inttent to grow a second chin within a day

John: Got any plans for today Jamie?
Jamie: I'm gonna eat Ben and Jerries for breakfast, later order a pizza and watch Netflix all day
John: me too, lets have a double-chin sunday

by JohnnyBigGuns December 2, 2018