Strawberry slushy

Period blood

Hey u want a strawberry slushy?

Sure!

Haha got u! Drink my blood!

by yoshieater September 5, 2022

melting strawberry

The face someone makes when they're zoned out , and haven't moved in hours.

Zamn, Joelle is watching Netflix on the bed again. Classic melting strawberry

by ASMRAshley April 14, 2019

sad strawberry

The art of blowing out an asshole during anal sex

I gave my mom a sad strawberry for mother’s day

by Jlane348 May 11, 2019

Strawberry twist

When a red head does a little twist on your dick

Omg jane, your friend just gave me the best strawberry twist of my life !

by Fuckmylifeidontwantlifeanymore June 7, 2018

Strawberry Daiquiri

To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills

Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.

*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.

Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”

by fetusdeIetus April 10, 2019

strawberry delight

red haired vag

Wendy's got a tasty strawberry delight!

by Bama Self April 14, 2010

Strawberry Douchecake

A guy who acts in an obnoxious manner towards women or people in general.

Another term for douchebag, as well as a play on the name Strawberry Shortcake.

"That guy at the bar was being so annoying."

"Yeah, I saw him. He's a regular Strawberry Douchecake."

by sarabellum84 July 12, 2014