Canadian Freedom of Speech

According to some Americans, it does not exist.

(Conversation taking place in Toronto)
Justin: So what’s with freedom of speech here?
Trish: They don’t have it
Justin: What?
Waitress: What? (Looking confused)
Trish: There is no such thing as Canadian Freedom of Speech
Tony: That’s not accurate

by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

stenchous

Having very pungeant body odor.

"Hey dude, you're really stenchous today!"

by Spritara July 11, 2006

Speech Language Pathologist

An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.

Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”

SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?

Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)

Computer : Says “Pen”

Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”

by IHavewaystomakeutalk February 22, 2019

Sneech

A childish word that means to ejaculate out of your nose, so basically spraying cum from your nose. Often used as an offence. It originated in a class room january 2006 when some kids saw a program on a girl who ejaculated out of her nose, the best word they could think of was sneech, since then it has spread widely over the uk. It has now been classed as an official word, but adults would consider it inappropriate, careful how you use it

James: Dude you took my drink
Tosh: What you going to do about it sneech?
James: Fine i'll tell the teacher you said sneech, she'll give you a detention
Tosh: Be careful not to sneech on the way hahahahaha

by hand-of-blood September 21, 2008

red headed stepchild

According to popular belief red headed stepchildren are prone to severe discipline problems, rebelliousness and promiscuity.

Kena is such a red headed stepchild...no really she is she's run away from home as a kid and has slept with 400 guys.

by Sprydle May 13, 2005

Free speech

The possession of a platform to express visceral dislike/fear of a marginalised group or individual without being challenged

Germaine Greer has been denied her right to free speech by being denied a platform to express transphobia

by Transrilla December 23, 2015

Sleech

Female demon, posing as a human, who seduces a man, promising things she never delivers on, until she drains him of his money.

That poor bastard drained his bank account on that sleech and didn't even get laid.

by callyouout55 April 1, 2011