smurfing cocaine

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.
I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.
by Masterbator March 31, 2014
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discount smurf

When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.

(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)
Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!

Person 2: Give it to me
.
Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Now.

Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*

Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.
by Discount Smurf August 10, 2022
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smurf lawnmower

When someone takes a electric trimmer and uses it to shave a strip through another person's hair. E.g., what the Grinch does to the mayor with the electric trimmer.
Katy made me so mad today, I'm going to Smurf lawnmower her in her sleep.
by deadviserion December 02, 2017
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Lazy Smurf

When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”
When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.
by lablanca December 28, 2019
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The Brainy Smurf

Getting your testicles gargled untill they turn blue (blue balls)
Dude why cant you sit down?

Oh I just got The Brainy Smurf
by minority426 December 24, 2009
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PAPA SMURF

Its a way to be cute (petname) with your significant other. Papa smurf was the oldest and had the wisdom to guide everyone.Daddy leader provider.
Babe is the papa smurf in our home. He (or She) always gives us good advice when we need it
by BreezeBonita September 15, 2018
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Smurf Jett

A girl who just ate a blue raspberry candy gives you head with her blue tongue
"Dude, my girl gave me a smurf jett last night it was so wild"
"Cool bro"
by womanizer3000 August 08, 2021
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