Skull Fuck

To insert ones thumbs into they eye sockets and wrap the rest of your fingers around their cranuim after inserting your man meat into their mouth, therefore fucking their skull.

"She didn't have enough ass to grab while we were in doggy style so I grabbed her by her eye sockets and literally skull fucked her brains out"

by Fukalotayu January 7, 2017

Skull

"Skull" is slang for "I'm a submissive little femboy and I want to get fucked hard!!"

"Man, I'm so horny for a giant cock right now Skull"

by hyprlanduser January 10, 2025

soft skulled

Somebody who wants to be intellectually valid in a conversation but has a heavy bias which prevents them from seeing the bigger picture of a topic. This makes them unable to prove valid points, hardly ever making any sense in a political or philosophical debate.

"There was a soft skulled libertarian the other day trying to tell me if there was no taxes McDonald's would fix the potholes in front of their restaurant.

by Yonell November 18, 2017

Skull

The largest bone in someone's body, made of, like all other bones, of various gelatinous materials, or "skull jelly". The skull has a surface area of 5 square feet and weighs over a pound, not including the jaw bones, or Fred, the insect that looks like part of your skull, but isn't.

"You smell like someone ripped the skulls out of someone's heads and left their skull jelly to rot in the sun for three weeks."

by goodluckwiththat April 11, 2017

Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 27, 2017

skull pelt

a person who is a lost bean and can never understand the logic of what some people say.

Sorry, I but I am a skull pelt

by skull pelt February 9, 2020

Chocolate skull

The act of defecating into the mouth of a willing recipient, or the receipt of said act.

"Rimming just isn't doing it for me anymore. Give me a chocolate skull."

"I got a chocolate skull on Saturday night and I'm still picking corn out of my teeth."

by Kimbelina September 30, 2011