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scuba skeet

Floating sperm in a hot tub, bathtub or body of water.
Let's get out of the tub.There's scuba skeet everywhere .
by Mcthrash October 21, 2015
mugGet the scuba skeetmug.

Skeet-cat

A skeet-cat is someone, typically a male, whom lowers his self dignity to the absolute possible minimum, and takes part in placing his head between a females ass cheeks and proceeds to lick her ass hole, it is a commodity to eat shit during the act of one skeet-cating. One whom associates with the act of skeet-cating is commonly ridiculed by friends, family and another human being which has any form of self respect.
'Oh that's Marcus, rumor has it he skeet-catted his girl last night'
by SkeetKing99 January 13, 2018
mugGet the Skeet-catmug.

get skeeted on

to have someone ejaculate or "skeet" on you
even a nigga with 24s can get skeeted on
by burgerkingfolife May 12, 2006
mugGet the get skeeted onmug.

Skeet-monger

One who enjoys accumulating skeet
That woman's been collecting skeet like a skeet-monger.
by M Plops December 6, 2005
mugGet the Skeet-mongermug.

Skeet Maverick

Producer of large quantities of skeet known for soaking it up with a large nerf ball and hurling it at unsuspecting opponents.
She was jus a mindin' her own bidness when BLAM, da Skeet Maverick hit dat bitch upside da head wit a 3 pound load .
by Buttermaker March 6, 2008
mugGet the Skeet Maverickmug.

skeet bananas

v. to drop banana items in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on them and skid out
Scott: (belligerently) "Oh crap! I slipped on a banana and skidded into the water!"
Steve: "Yeah baby, I skeeted bananas all over that sharp turn."

Toby: "Adam, quick! Skeet bananas on that Koopa Troopa ramp! Don't let Steve get the shortcut!"
Adam: "Ah Thete! He got through it already! Now the Effect is on."
by Railsplitter April 15, 2007
mugGet the skeet bananasmug.

skeet

Pejoratively used to refer to something of a small size.
That dress is extra skeet!
by Nice April 4, 2003
mugGet the skeetmug.

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