top shelf

1. In refference to the publications located on said shelf.

2. Meaning good.

1.
Patron: "where iz da porn innit"
Clerk: "on the top shelf"

2.
bloke: "you got the deal"
Alan Partridge: "Top shelf!"

by pab June 30, 2004

top shelf

Hard to get EX

shes top shelf , OR That is a top shelf item.

by Dwayne July 2, 2004

Shelf Cock

When a guy doesn't get to use his penis anymore either by not wanting to or not being allowed to.

female friend, "I bet he is slaughtering your pussy right now!"
Friend of female friend, "Nah he has a shelf cock. I would love him to plow me but he wants to wait a little while longer"
friend(male), "Maybe you need me to jam you for a while....?"

friend (another male mate) Maybe the idiot is gay, I'd screw you in a heartbeat!"

by Jenkisani November 12, 2010

Shollow

A term coined by a mad man. The word "Shollow" is the lovechild of the two words "share" and "follow" when mixed together. It is used often with regards to social media. Although the word suggests a darker, almost sexual suggestion, it is in fact quite harmless.

"Hi guys, give my page and social media post a shollow please."
"God I would shollow the shit out of that article"
"Hey, did you shollow my work? "
" I wouldn't shollow you, you're a disgusting person"

by asscake2k14 June 8, 2017

Top Shelf Dick

Phrase of endearment coined by the infamous C. Storm. Humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of Sigma Chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large penis.

"Wow, Trudi is going to date Joe Brown. She's going to get some Top Shelf Dick."

Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"

by Christian "Oaf" Storm January 5, 2009

Shelf Tities

Natural breasts that are so huge and horizontal in orientation that they could in theory be used as a shelf of sorts. Shelf Tities most often occur on obese black women, but on occasion can be seen on massive white and hispanic women. Shelf Tities must be natural, ie, huge breasts created via breast implants do not apply.

Guy 1: Hey man, look at that fat woman over there.

Guy 2: Holy Crap! those are some massive shelf tities!

Guy 1: Yea man, I bet you could set your drink up there and it wouldnt fall off.

by SSS383 October 30, 2007

shoefag

A young person, usually male, whos parents knowingly or unknowingly buy new skate shoes every week or so. Usually wears them until they get a little dirt on them, then throws them up in a tree or on power lines, and dangle there by the laces. They will also "give" them to you if you ask, beg, or do "special favors" for them.

First person: Did you see the new pair of DCs Tyler got yesterday, they gave me a woody.

Second person: Yea, man, his parents buy them for him all the time, the little shoefag--I wish my parents were that rich.

by Guido1 March 2, 2008