Slippy Toad

When a guy lubes up his dick and watches his girl try and toss it off

Guy 1: Dude I made Carol give me a Slippy Toad
Guy 2: Did she manage it
Guy 1: Of course not, it's a Slippy Toad

by Mozza xD October 16, 2008

damn skippy

using the wrong peanut butter to coax your dog to lick your balls

he 1:stupid fido wouldn't go down on me last nite.
he 2:did you use the jif peanut butter like i told you?
he 1:no i used that damn skippy.

by shemma November 9, 2004

skippy

A well-known celebrity persona created to "house" the EVIL TWIN of a relatively decent person.

Always BLAMELESS no matter what else happens. NEVER, EVER "responsible" for traumas real or imagined.

So there !

" Who put peanut butter on the Pomeranian's palate that cause the owner to rush him to the Vet? "

"I don't want to call names, but SKIPPY was pointing and laughing."

by skippydammit November 18, 2003

Free Shipping

Picture this:
Usually when a wingman or wingwoman brings thier friend a fuck buddy with no strings attached to the bar/party. ie... Free Shipping ... This girl or guy must be somewhat attractive. Your bar mate would do her or him but is with someone else at the present time. Free Shipping is best done when the "Shipee" is stoned, drunk or getting back at thier boy/girlfriend for cheating.

Scenario for Free Shipping...it's a stretch so bear with it...

3 people are out at a random pub...2 guys, 1 girl. Girl "Dora" and guy "Dick" who are dating go outside for a smoke or to score some drugs, leaving other guy alone. We will call him "Single Sam." The daters, "Dora & Dick", find a Cute Girl for Single Sam....

Single Sam: Alone at the bar staring at his coaster....
Dora & Dick: Smoking outside when Cute Girl asks for a ciggy...after pleasantries and small talk Dora and Dick find out Cute Girl is "On The Prowl."

Dora: "You'd like my friend Single Sam. He's just inside."
Dick: "I'll buy you a drink, Coke, X... if you shag Sam."
Cute Girl: "I could go for a roll in the hay...let me see this Sam."

Dick: Talking to Sam, "I found this Cute Girl for you. She's nice, cool and is willing to shag you. Totally Free Shipping dude. Hit me on my mobile in the morning with all the details."

by OneHairyGuy July 14, 2009

Skippydoflip

Any type of skateboarding fliptrick mostly used by peolple who dont know the name of any tricks.

Joe asked his mom if she knew a name of 1 trick and all she said was a skippydoflip.

by Logey Bear February 17, 2006

Slippy

A slutty hippie. Commonly found in the San Francisco Bay Area. They are "liberated" women (or men) who just wanna get down... with everyone.

A: "I'm just tryin to get some tonight"
B: "Frat party or bonfire drum circle?"
A: "Drum circle for sure. Idk why, but I'm a slippy magnet."
B: "We all are."

by Wummily March 18, 2014

Shipping Mentality

The mindset in which a particular someone is continuesly shipped with every single person he/she speaks to. They are shipped regardless of age, sex or current relationships

Boy 1: Hey did you see Sander speaking to any name at all? I ship it so much.
Boy 2: Dude, that's just shipping mentality, get real.

by SanderVW February 6, 2017