by i thought u would ask that... January 2, 2005
Get the shereen mug.A shertard is someone who posts on the MMA forum sherdog.
You can usually tell a shertard apart from a regular poster as they're around 14 - 17yrs old, live in their parents basement, make outlandish statements and act like armchair quarterbacks. They hate the UFC and dana white with a passion because they are too legit to quit and they're too cool to like anything mainstream. Act like grammar police when outdone in an argument, think they're red hot playas and get all the pussy in the world and have never been in a real fight or competed in their life.
You can usually tell a shertard apart from a regular poster as they're around 14 - 17yrs old, live in their parents basement, make outlandish statements and act like armchair quarterbacks. They hate the UFC and dana white with a passion because they are too legit to quit and they're too cool to like anything mainstream. Act like grammar police when outdone in an argument, think they're red hot playas and get all the pussy in the world and have never been in a real fight or competed in their life.
Example 1
Shertard - '' The way chuck liddell is holding his hands is all wrong, if i was fighting him i would just throw a left hook counter and knock him out''
Regular poster '' STFU shertard you've probably never fought a day in your life'
Example 2
Regular Poster ''Man Arianny Celeste is so hot, she's the cause of global warming''
Shertard ''She isn't that good, i mean sure i'd hit her and all but i have hotter chicks hitting on me all the time when i'm checking it in the club''
Shertard - '' The way chuck liddell is holding his hands is all wrong, if i was fighting him i would just throw a left hook counter and knock him out''
Regular poster '' STFU shertard you've probably never fought a day in your life'
Example 2
Regular Poster ''Man Arianny Celeste is so hot, she's the cause of global warming''
Shertard ''She isn't that good, i mean sure i'd hit her and all but i have hotter chicks hitting on me all the time when i'm checking it in the club''
by timmeh otoole August 27, 2009
Get the Shertard mug.by Sheeple October 18, 2008
Get the Sherson mug.when a guy prematurely comes and pulls out to let his juices flow out, like a lollipop being dipped in sherbet. possibly more likely to happen if the guy hasn't had sex in a long time. :)
example of sherbet dipping being used in a conversation:
girl 1. 'so how's your bitch in bed?'
girl 2. 'i shouldn't really be telling you this as he might get embarrassed, but we only had sex once, and that time he sherbet dipped me. It wasn't great.'
girl 1. 'oh noes! i feel sorry for you. i promise i won't tease him, or tell his best friend. his best friend on the other hand... woah, a quickie for him is like an hour long.'
girl 2. 'no way! god you're lucky.'
girl 1. 'yeh, let's go annoy him in staples.'
girl 1. 'so how's your bitch in bed?'
girl 2. 'i shouldn't really be telling you this as he might get embarrassed, but we only had sex once, and that time he sherbet dipped me. It wasn't great.'
girl 1. 'oh noes! i feel sorry for you. i promise i won't tease him, or tell his best friend. his best friend on the other hand... woah, a quickie for him is like an hour long.'
girl 2. 'no way! god you're lucky.'
girl 1. 'yeh, let's go annoy him in staples.'
by woodencox. September 6, 2009
Get the sherbet dipping mug.Laying on ones back, sitting curled up in a ball, or perched on a chair with finger tips pressed against each other as is praying with chin resting on finger tips. Eyes usually staring straight forwards or closed. Sherlock-er in generally silent. This action is usually a effect of deep-thought, contemplation, relaxation, tuning another out, or most commonly entering one's mind palace.
Rather than planking , the sherlockian was sherlocking while contemplating the actions of her colleague.
John Watson caught his room mate sherlocking when he could solve a case.
John Watson caught his room mate sherlocking when he could solve a case.
by Lydia The Lord of Time October 23, 2013
Get the Sherlocking mug.sherlynn is one of those perfect girls with gorgeous features. her eyes can look like dark pools of honey and her smile can melt any guys heart. but the best part of her is her asianess. no matter what she can make u smile and cheer you up. if you ever meet a sherlynn, never let go.
by Carolina<3:) January 8, 2019
Get the sherlynn mug.v., when someone who's already up shit creek alienates or insults somebody who honestly could have helped them get back to shore. Essentially, burning bridges with regards to people.
Guy 1: "Hey man, how did your meeting with the RA go today? Did you get out of the alcohol warning?"
Guy 2: "No man, I told her she looked sexy in her dress, and she wrote me up for sexual harassment too."
Guy 1: "Wow man, you really like shooting the sheriff, huh?"
Guy 2: "No man, I told her she looked sexy in her dress, and she wrote me up for sexual harassment too."
Guy 1: "Wow man, you really like shooting the sheriff, huh?"
by Col. Hans Landa November 8, 2011
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