Shadeau

Shadeau means a very unlucky person or a very unlucky event that has happened to someone. It can be applied to any situation that, in normal circumstances with an average lucky person, would not have happened or would have lead to a funny situation at most. To be a Shadeau is to assume an unlucky life such as purchasing a house contamined with asbesto, losing your job frequently, buying fraudulent equipment without knowing it, etc...

Poor guy, he just got himself a Shadeau by purchasing this washing machine with no motor inside.

This guy is definitely a Shadeau, he got into an accident while his house burnt down and his dog got stolen

by Bark S. March 2, 2009

Shade

Shade is a mystical being that dwells on the inner side of the cosmic void. With a power that has no equal, he will eviscerate anyone that stands in his way. It is unwise to defy him. He will take everyone and everything you love and tear it apart in front of your eyes.

Shade is coming. Shade will kill us all.

by MrShadeYT October 12, 2020

Shade

Slang word used to describe a member of the police,
the word shade comes from the term for -
"the tip of the cock off a piebald (knackers) horse!"

Keep an eye out for the shades

by happyrower January 16, 2009

drawing the shades

the desire or actual act of jumping on someone... usually the culmination of a sexual pursuit ending in headbanging, sweaty, exhausting sex. originated in a freshman orientation seminar on improper sexual conduct at a small HBCU in southeast virginia on exit 267 on I 64.. hmm i wonder what school this is???

tim: shorty's lookin rite in that outfit
mike: yea man shorty looks good
tim: yeah i wouldn't mind drawing her shades

by hbcu chick November 19, 2003

stunter shades

Stunter shades are basically the hugest most outrageous colorful shades you can find (e.g. Elton John's shades). These origionated in the Bay Area (California) with rappers such as E-40 wearing them on stage or in the clubs.

"Put ya stunter shades on, put ya stunter shades on..."-E-40

E-40 Feat. The Game and Keak Da Sneak- Tell Me When to Go (remix)

by El Hanko July 17, 2006

Shade

The shadow your dick makes over your balls.

Example: "I was about to hook up with this guy until I saw how much shade he had...I said that's not going inside me!"

by 3tbsThickIt May 14, 2018

Shade

To be a person who has sold out their friends trust and respect for something they desire.

"Kharchi and Skipworth are a right bunch of shades!"
"Them to shadey characters better give us our bud back!"
"I swear down wheres that 8th and 10 gone"

by ViviD192 January 20, 2006