PakiBenchud Standoff

Where a group of friends all projectile vomit in eachothers mouth after a night of drinking. This is usually performed in a sequence

“Woah Marcus, Jayde, Blake and Kyle were all involved in a PAKIBENCHUD STANDOFF”

by MarcusJaydeKyleBlake January 15, 2021

Spartan Sendoff

The act of placing one testicle on each eye in place of the coins owed for the Journey to Styx. The dick is the put into the mouth to symbolize flowing down river.

Bro that girl is so hot id give her the ole Spartan Sendoff

by igotthejokes February 9, 2021

Dirty sando

Licking a peer or influential figure from the gooch to the top of the head without removing the tongue from their body. Normally after intercourse or strenuous activity.

I gave my boss a dirty sando to get a promotion at work.

by Westernwonder March 3, 2021

California Standoff

noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.

Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?

Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.

by The Plumber080 March 4, 2021

Mexican Standoff

When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.

David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.

by Romantic failure May 8, 2021

Istanbul standoff

The kind of a traffic jam caused by a car deciding to go the wrong way into a narrow one-way street.

There we were, in an Istanbul standoff because there is always someone who doesn’t know what a one-way sign is.

by Colonel Casey October 28, 2021

ashton shandor

a wanna be thug, cant run, cute, has bad bad eyebags , has style, yeah hes rly cute but he talks to to much girls.

uhh well ashton shandor a specific one too hes acts like a certain way to alot of girls and he cant run but he is a player and acts like he has hoes etc, like a 7th grader lmaoo.

by .vampanthemm December 17, 2021