screwballing

When one is high from marijuana and drunk from alcohol at the same time.

I've been screwballing all night.

by SouthJersey March 21, 2009

screw

a jailguard

look out for the screw while I drink this

by beat beat your meat August 3, 2003

screw the pooch

v.
1. To utterly and completely ruin a work venture, akin to "a royal fuck up".

2. The act of rendering something useless

3. To waste time. Usually connected to people not working to their potential.

"Bob really screwed the pooch on that assignment. Not a single stat was correct"

"Jen loves to screw the pooch. She has a world record high score in tetris on her office computer."

.... You know how (in the California highway construction) one guy actually works, while 3 guys stand around holding shovels watching him? - Those guys went to Screw the Pooch college to learn how to do that.

by Mcnostril January 21, 2006

screw scratch

AKA: hicky produced by sucking on the neck with the intent of putting him/her in da mood.

When a screw scratch is visible, it leads me to conclude that someone got some!

by KMM September 26, 2005

Scrawn

When someone reaches their outstretched arm out, curls it back over their own head and scratches their head in utter disbelief of themselves.

"What the hell is he scrawning about now?"

"Did he just try to roll a scrawn straight into a nosepick?"
"Hey Boss, can I pick your brain ? (often said while scrawning)"

by Bddkd November 16, 2018

boot screwed

buggered; stuffed; up the creek without a paddle

"We are totally boot screwed"

by WeWin March 3, 2006

Sonic Screwdriver

A tool that works very well at opening and closing doors, doesn't work on wood though, that's a shame. It doesn't kill, it doesn't destroy, it doesn't (usually) disintegrate (itself). The Sonic Screwdriver will pop up anywhere in time (Unless you caused the first caveman to hang himself (in that case, silly you)).

"Don't take a Sonic Screwdriver to IKEA, it may work well at defeating a bunch of hostile, liquid aliens but it doesn't work well on flatpack"

by CasualTimeLord June 26, 2016