scatter

1)someone that shits on you during anal sex
2)a dog (or human) that eats thier own (or others) shit

1)dont mess with her she's a scatter
past tense: someone scattered me the other night

by fulltilt monkey August 17, 2007

Scuttle the ship

A variant of the donkey punch. Scuttling the ship is the act of having sex with your partner (male or female) in a pool or other large body of water, and seconds before the giver climaxes, they force the takers head under the water without warning. Similar to sinking the ship before the end of the battle, one can call this Scuttling the ship.

So last night I was totally baggin this chick but she just kept talking. We were in the pool and I decided to scuttle the ship. That shut her up.

by psikys June 6, 2009

Seattle Freeze

The Seattle Freeze refers to how people from Seattle often seem distant and unfriendly when they realize that they are not nearly as cool as you are. I suppose most do not care, but you will find some that do, i.e they try to act cool around you but give up because their natural instincts are to be pedantic and to fill their brains with as much useless technical information as possible. If I need technical information, I'll use google. If I want to laugh, I'll go try a normal city. This is why I never stop on the way to Vancouver, BC while driving through the city on I-5. I grew up in a place where knowing how to tell a good joke was one of the most important qualities a person could have. A joke? Whats that? Oh, you mean when I laugh about how my Apple OS crashes every time I try to import photos into Preview? Ha..........oh, ha.........ha? Now where's that ramp to I-5, I need to get our of here.....if only I can find it. Anyway, the locals say its you, not us, that is the problem. Well, but to be honest, our boredom light goes on instantly whenever we try to engage you in conversation. Yawn........so get to the point, or would you prefer to fantasize that you are insightful, erudite and important?

Yesterday, I woke to a terrible Seattle freeze all over the city, and couldn't wait to get out of town.

by aldri49 July 30, 2021

snattler

300 pound women that over eat daily, and have more hair on their chest and chin than they do on their twat area.

Snattler may Also Mean: when a girl bleeds into a 64 ounce AM/PM soda and a 600 pound homo drinks it and then shares with his boyfriend then spreads some on a dildo and bangs their ear drum out and then licks it and sucks down his own ear drum, then shits it and and reswallows it. Reshits it out, puts it on a persons meal at dennys 4 years later and that person eats it, shits it out and takes it and uses it for sexual pleasure.

Marie is a complete snattler, that I cannot even dare to look at her chin.

by Devin Diggler January 29, 2004

seattle coffee drip

a sex act where one has an orgasm during anal sex with a woman. Then removes the penis from the rectum and lets the leftovers on the penis drip into your partners mouth.

That girl was sick. She asked me to give her a seattle coffee drip.

by rootnav November 28, 2010

Scuttle Butt

One whose butt is small and scuttle is very large.

That Jessica girl sure is a Scuttle Butt, I can hardly see her butt under all that scuttle!

by RatFaceKilluh August 22, 2011

Scuttlebutt

The act of continuously farting while walking. Popping off multiple farts while walking. As you take each step you cut another fart.

Mike: Eweee!, what't that smell?!

Russ: Oh that's just me scuttlebuttin' across the house.

Mike: Oh, cool. I thought that was a black cat firecracker going off.

Russ: Nope, just me getting my thorough scuttlebtt on.

by RussRidd November 9, 2012