midnight salad

When you partake in rigorous sex and use your partners ejaculate as a salad dressing.

-Dude, Sarah and I did midnight salad for the first time last night.

-Midnight salad is my favorite nighttime snack.

-I could really go for some midnight salad right now.

by sexypillowcases June 14, 2014

Sink Salad

The grotty shit that collects in the drain when people put dishes with food remnants in the sink

Nora: "Fuck it's my kitchen clean up day"
Alie: "Don't forget to scoop out the sink salad or stab it through with a fork if you're lazy"

by sinksaladluver February 4, 2013

juicy salad

A salad that has so much juice that you can squeeze it out.

“Hey can i get a salad with extra juice to it?That I️ can squeeze the juice out of it?Called a juicy salad

by iMac hubby ass January 7, 2018

Satan's Salad

Yet another nickname for the drug Marijuana.

You-
"That Satan's Salad is freaken strong."
Your friend-
"Yeah, but its not as strong as my Devil's Lettuce!

by Bananicus May 15, 2016

Jew salad

The string like hair hanging from a Jews hat

Hey Mike !! Look at the jew salad on that jew !

by Major toasty May 30, 2018

soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.

I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.

by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018

Protest Salad

When your friend doesn't agree with the group's restaurant choice so they order a salad as a form of silent protest.

"Hey Mike, this burger is amazing. How is your protest salad?"

by Dax420 September 11, 2012