Swoonee

The person who someone is swooning over

If I’m the swooner for swooning over them, then they’re my swoonee

by writeunderapseudonym October 16, 2025

Boomer-swooning

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.

That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.

by Jimboliah007 December 11, 2023

Shoon Boon

Brasilian, Cool, Skateboarder,

Sarah Says: Hey whats up Shoon Boon
Junioraka Shoon Boon: Nothing Much FREEMAN! ps. look up Freeman

by aldkjf;lkedf July 11, 2007

Scoonstache

Used to describe a skunk. Nocturnal animal that sprays ass gas to defend itself, one of its main characteristics is a white line on its back. Scoonstache is commonly confused with Coonstache when heard.

Watch out for that Scoonstache man!

It smells like a Scoonstache

by douche-fag October 9, 2008

Skoonugget

(n.) A skoonugget is a form of window drapery. Usually consisting of nuggets and skoon

"Oh wow, i really love your skoonugget!"

by Fargle February 24, 2009

skoonemaker

a misspelling for the name of a dickhead member of the glendale police department who primarily works in the la crescenta are

man.....skoonemaker threw my lighter when he rolled me

by dgaf to the 2nd July 7, 2010

skoonka

To ejaculate ferociously and explosively upon a woman.

I want to skoonka all over her boobs.

by hookertooker October 21, 2010