by Jlane348 May 11, 2019
Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.
by Websterman November 22, 2015
Strawberry pubes refers to a natural ginger female with red or orange hair, that has pubes that havs a natural strawberry color. Somebody that colors their pubes with dyes can be considered false pubes and is considered deception on the highest level. If you take strawberry pubes and gently place them in your mouth, you can taste natural flavors of the crisp variety. Natural strawberry pubes will have flavors and aromas of honey crisp apples, strawberry-rhubarb crisp, and Cookie Crisp. Sometimes you will even get flavors such as an under-ripe strawberry or even a sour, green apple taste. You will be able to differentiate somebody that dyes their pubes, because their flavors will taste like fingernail polish and baby shit.
I hit up a ginger in my class yesterday with strawberry pubes. It wasn't until last night when I pulled her pants down that I found out she was a day walker with false pubes.
by Uncle Renegade November 08, 2017
For a woman to pull her bloody tampon from her vagina and allow her partner to suck on it whilst having intercourse.
Jim: "I just broke up with your sister"
Bob: "Why?"
Jim: "She wanted to give me a Strawberry Trashcan"
Bob: "Yep... That would do it. But Bro, I heard her on the phone this morning saying she had the best sex of her life last night... "
Jim: "Well, after she tried to pull that nasty shit on me, I Donkey Punched that little slut and gave her the hardest fuck of her life.
Bob: *Jaw Drops, Says nothing*
Jim: "Your sister is a twisted freak dude."
Bob: "Why?"
Jim: "She wanted to give me a Strawberry Trashcan"
Bob: "Yep... That would do it. But Bro, I heard her on the phone this morning saying she had the best sex of her life last night... "
Jim: "Well, after she tried to pull that nasty shit on me, I Donkey Punched that little slut and gave her the hardest fuck of her life.
Bob: *Jaw Drops, Says nothing*
Jim: "Your sister is a twisted freak dude."
by slams4daddy July 03, 2014
A girl who's actions are disgusting, infringing on your personal rights, or with a sense of undeserved entitlement but forgivable because she is attractive. Mostly applies to eating your food or touching your belongings.
That waitress took a drink from my coke before she brought it to me. Good thing she's a strawberry crapper or I'd be pissed.
by Vetisthewicked August 28, 2010
The pleasant aroma encountered when diving into the nether regions of a woman who has recent used a flavoring cleaning product and wrapped her thighs around your head and neck area.
Billy was pleasantly surprised by the Strawberry Fog of Cindy. He knew she had spent a lot of money. His buddy Shane, unfortunately, was not so pleased with his lady Tammy’s. fog.
by Roid McDoucherson January 22, 2023