Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

stolenearth

A cunt.

Lol stolenearth is a cunt

by Stole September 1, 2019

Stoneder

When you are already stoned and you want to get stoneder.

"Yo, haydn, are you stoned?"
"yup, what about you."
"yeah, but i could be stoneder."
"wtf did you just say?"
"ill explain it on urban dictionary so you can read it."
"ight nigga, give me the blunt."

by mal but better November 18, 2019

stolen colon

During sex, you accidentally slip it in the wrong hole.

She loves sex but she’s not a fan of the stolen colon.

by Tied4last January 3, 2020

soledayo

“Turn the house to joy”. A rare Yoruba name only given to a highly lovable person.

Research has shown that the few people with this name get to attain an impossible level of greatness.

Thank you Soledayo for bringing smiles to our faces, I love you Soledayo

by Adelogba February 2, 2020

Stoneder

To be more stoned than someone else.

My buds were better than your's, dude...I'm way stoneder than you.

by KINGOFKUNT November 2, 2020