I just have really high standards

Jus ANOTHER WAY 2 SHUT DOWN AN UGLY GUY TRYIN TA GET WIF U

YEA..NO ITS I just have really high standards

by Toof Pic June 27, 2004

Belgian Standards

The term Belgian Standards (often abbreviated as BS) originally referred to the relatively lower standards of attractiveness to which American expatriates held their compatriots while living abroad. The Belgian Standard has been colloquially dubbed "the expat's beer goggles" in reference to poor sexual decisions expatriates frequently make under its influence.

Another common reference to Belgian Standards is the Belgian Ultimatum, similar to the Desert Island Ultimatum in which one person asks another if they would sleep with a member of the opposite sex when stranded on a desert island with no other options. However, in the Belgian Ultimatum, the proposed scenario is generally used as a more subtle technique to suss out whom an individual would sleep with if they had to lower their standards substantially, but still retained a nominal modicum of selectivity.

An often-confused similar term, British Standards, denotes the opposite phenomenon, in which Americans living abroad begin to hold their American peers to higher standards based on the relatively higher attractiveness of the native inhabitants of the foreign country in which they live. In such cases, the so-called All-American moral values of the opposite sex simply do not cut it and fail to substantially improve the attractiveness of fellow expatriates.

"He might be autistic and from Iowa, but against Belgian Standards he's looking pretty good."

by Someone hook up already July 5, 2006

TSD: Tools of Standardised Diversity

I am not ashamed to admit that I am lost without spellchecker.

by Big nation April 7, 2003

Standards Based Grading

A grading system that is starting to be adopted by high schools. Basically, homework doesn't count, only tests. Supposedly it is to prepare students for college, but it just results in failing grades. Seriously, this system is stupid. Even honor roll students are failing.

Guy 1: I'm failing Algebra 2. I missed one question on my test and my grade dropped from a B to a D. I hate Standards Based Grading.

Guy 2: You and everyone else.

by xATLASx October 10, 2012

standards

a type of cannabis that has been dried or cured incorrectly, or has just been harvested at the wrong time. often weed that has been grown by someone inexperienced who doesn't understand the drying and curing stage, looking for a quick sale after harvest . generally not wanted by smokers and considered fairly wet, and a last resort.

can be determined by a distinctive stan like smell and not looking as nice as peng, term commonly used in the Herefordshire area and surrounding county's

do you want any bud

yeah! what is it ?

standards

nah stan is cack

mate, it gets you stoned, big deals, its mid grade

just no..

by anonymous bo April 10, 2011

StandardTristan

500th Pokemon; The name of a penguin's elbow; a person with pretty eyes; a lover of fishies; meow.

"Eww...look at that penguin's standardtristan.."

"Woah..That person must be a standardtristan!"

''That guy looks like he fancies fishies, he must be a standardtristan"

by Laurennnnnnnnnnn:) March 23, 2010

The Standardized Dick Measurement

The Standardized Dick Measurement.

The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.

First Have the guy clinch a Fist.

Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.

Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.

Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.

by DrFuck February 12, 2021