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Snailed

When you eagerly post some 'breaking' news to a chat room, online community or forum, in an attempt to gain some social kudos and increase your importance. However, after posting you find that someone else had posted the same story just a few posts above. The community then decorates your post with Snail emojis to let you know that you are in fact very slow and you've lost social kudos points, as well as providing amusement to your peers. This is known as being 'Snailed'.
The Penguin posted the video of Jack Grealish asking what an Encyclopaedia was into the football chatroom. Mackeydee had already posted the same video half an hour earlier, so the Penguin's post was snailed like fuck and we all laughed.
by Form Cruncher June 18, 2021
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turbo snail

a term used for a guy called kye
by WHATUKNOWABOUTROLLING May 26, 2021
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The Snail

The Snail is a sexual ritual in which after you cum in a girl she scooches her ass on the floor leaving a trail of cum behind. The Snail is popular in some cultures. Especially the trailer park
Bill:Dude I just had sex

Frank: Did she do The Snail?
by DavidCrapperHead April 19, 2020
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Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
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Snail

What I love.
How I say it: SNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!
How you say it: Snail.
by You Smell Eggdoggish November 17, 2020
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snail pussy

a WAP that’s always a little juicy (if you were to drag it around there would be a trail)
I don’t like going commando because I have a snail pussy
by tummypit January 19, 2024
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Snailing

When a woman takes her vagina on him/her and drags it from the forehead on to the chin leaving a trail just like snail
Friend : ohh he’s cute I would love to fuck him
Female: girl I’m trying to go snailing all over him
by Jayjjuciy February 5, 2020
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