road runner

One of the largest Internet Service Providers in the United States. Owned by Time Warner and affiliated with America Online and Earthlink. Technical support is outsourced to Convergys where agents like me have to talk to stupid people all day long who have no idea what their Internet connection is for.

Customer: I Broke my Road Runner!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!

by Kev23 September 24, 2005

runners dick

Chaffing of the tip of the dick, commonly caused from running

"Charlie got that runners dick after that 5 mile. It burnt the tip of his dick off!"

by Balockay740 December 11, 2015

honey runner

Someone (typically otherwise single) having extramarital sex with an (often older) partner. Honey is a euphemism for sex and the honey runner often has to run out the back door to escape the spouse. Also using "runner" in the sense of trafficking in something illegal or illicit.

Young Joe is seeing Yolanda behind the back of her husband Terry. I could have told you Joe has always been Yolanda's honey runner.

by Fearman August 4, 2007

maze runner

'Maze runner' - A runner of mazes duh!

The maze runner, ran in a maze lol

by Eazy-Company October 29, 2015

runner

A person of legal age who buys alcohol for those of non-legal age.

Hey, we're almost out of beer...someone better find us a runner!

by foxy23 October 27, 2003

runner

someone who is over the legal drinking and/or smoking age, who makes alcohol or cigarette runs for kids. (buys age-restricted substances for minors)

joey: hey you got the vodka?
mark: yea my runner went to the liquor store for me yesterday
joey: awesome!

by concavity December 20, 2009

runner

a woman that will have sex with multiple partners simoltaniously.

Me and the Folks had a runnner the other day, she gave all of us good love.

by bilhed G October 12, 2003