PAPER ROUTE

About your money. Focused and dedicated. Doing whatever it takes to make PAPER ( money )

CC:: YOUNG DOLPH

LLDOLPH

Just got my new job, working for Ikea bro… I’m on my PAPER ROUTE

I’m going to play basketball, over seas and be on my PAPER ROUTE

by Number Uno August 15, 2022

Smugglers Route

A smugglers route is an easier way to get to a destination.

There's a lot of traffic on the highway, so I took the smugglers route.

by SueNellFL November 9, 2022

Wolf route

In Super Mario Bros, a "Wolf route" is when you decide to be a complete dumbass and come up with the worst routes ever, usually involving hard/inconsistent tricks to make the later levels more lenient when going for a sub 5 minutes time.

Named after the runner WolfAeterni

1-1 FPG, 4-1 FPG and Mana clip for sub 5? That's a Wolf route if I've ever seen one.

by An SMB1 runner November 15, 2022

kick router

When someone turns off their internet connection to escape having to deal a situation in an online videogame

YO TOM FUCKIN KICKED ROUTER ROGHT WHEN HE WAS BOUTTA DIE, WHAT A BITCH!
Jimmy don't kick router just because you're loosing

by Better call jesus christ December 26, 2022

Lobo route

Taking the day path of least resistance while blaming others for your shortcomings.

Realizing he was inadequate at his job he took the lobo route.

by supercoolsuperflysupahiiii March 13, 2023

Lobo route

Taking the path of least resistance while blaming others for your shortcomings.

Realizing he was inadequate at his job he took the lobo route.

by supercoolsuperflysupahiiii March 15, 2023

Cherry Route

When you drive around on a particular route (neighborhoods and backroads) while smoking cannabis.

"Mary and Jane are out on a cherry route for their lunch break."
"Decided to take the cherry route on the way home."
"After the movie, we didn't have anything planned so we figured out the plan on a cherry route."

by probablysteph May 9, 2023