rip a bird

Smoke a joint. Roll some weed. Getting High.

I got some sick weed, lets rip a bird.

Wanna rip a bird after work?

I ripped so many birds last night.

by Max Flow April 20, 2008

Rip and Stitch

To engage in unlubricated anal sex aka dry crack with a male with a large engorged cock that is too big for the rose bud and the penetration results in a rip or tear in the sphincter that requires sutures from a medical professional.

Frank: Hey Carl. How was your date with Sonja? Did you get some ass?
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.

Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.

Frank: Ouch!

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2014

ripped jeans

Jeans that are oximoronically(new word?) pre-ripped. Basically poser teenagers buy these for extremely high prices so they can look cool, tough, and weathered.

Real Ripped Jeans:
Hey look, that guy has a pair of work pants with holes in them. He must be pretty hard working.

Fake:
Wow, that guy is a fuckin' poser.

by Me47 May 9, 2011

some rip

A noun that means you're overly sexually promiscuous and can be easily fucked.

1. I label her some pliers 'cause she got some tight grip/I told you once befo', "Don't get mad 'cause you some rip!

2. All around the town, that bitch ain't nothin' but some rip/I ain't tryin' to fuck you, ho, I want my balls to meet yo' lips

by Jayr Jones April 26, 2006

to rip a carrie

To cause either violence or destructition; mayhem, confusion; (2) to commit arson (from Carrie White 1963-1979)

a term from the Stephen King novel "CARRIE"

by Chad S. July 8, 2004

rip you

This term is usually used when someone is sad, mistaken, angry, or shocked in a bad way.

Person #1: I got a F on the math test...
Person #2: rip you

by Bit-Na Park December 6, 2016

rip off

1.) When an object's true value is perceived as much less than the seller's asking value.
2.) Someone who participates in the act.
3.) Cleverly-concealed plagiarism, with just enough changes to get past others' legal rights.

1.) Have you seen the prices of a Mac Pro? What a rip off. I could buy two equally-powerful PCs for that much.

2.) The Great Giana Sisters is just a rip off of Super Mario Bros.

by infinitysend November 10, 2011