Richard Kelley

A decent film maker who just so happened to create one of the most popular cult movie ever, Donnie Darko. Also known for his other movie, The Box. Which failed to live up to the awesomeness that is Donnie Darko.

That man, Richard Kelley, was a lucky dude with Donnie Darko, The Box gargled major scrotum.

by CoolMoosey January 12, 2011

Richard Fold

A man with a folding penis. A dick-folder.

Richard Fold was about to get it in, but then his dick just folded.

by atrose June 13, 2011

Uncle Richard

When your uncle ties you down and makes you give him anal without cleaning his ass first, resulting in lots of brown splodges.

He gave me an uncle richard.

by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018

Dan Richards

A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.

Did you see that Dan Richards the other day... He ate that baby in one bite.

by Jizten April 23, 2009

Richard-Simmons

a evil Fitness freak that shoots lazers out of his nipples

OMG its richard-simmons! run away *Screaming in horror*

by PieMast3r August 28, 2009

Richard Effect

The Richard effect is a physiological phenomena observed on many forms of social media whereby an individual, or individuals, become unconditionally angry at a social media account they deem to be fake.

Person A comments: "your account is fake as fuck"

Person B replies: "yeah bro, and you just fell victim to the richard effect"

by MusicianMelville December 29, 2018

RICHARD WELD

a weld that has too much penetration, undercut, distortion, scatch start mess, and overall birdshit everywhere.

if the weld meets all of these parameters it is considered a "richard weld"

i cant believe greg has been welding for 20 years and still has "richard welds"

whos 'richard weld' is that?

'how are we going to fix that richard weld'

by welda October 8, 2019