Uncle Richard

When your uncle ties you down and makes you give him anal without cleaning his ass first, resulting in lots of brown splodges.

He gave me an uncle richard.

by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018

Richard Kelley

A decent film maker who just so happened to create one of the most popular cult movie ever, Donnie Darko. Also known for his other movie, The Box. Which failed to live up to the awesomeness that is Donnie Darko.

That man, Richard Kelley, was a lucky dude with Donnie Darko, The Box gargled major scrotum.

by CoolMoosey January 12, 2011

Richard Fold

A man with a folding penis. A dick-folder.

Richard Fold was about to get it in, but then his dick just folded.

by atrose June 13, 2011

Dan Richards

A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.

Did you see that Dan Richards the other day... He ate that baby in one bite.

by Jizten April 23, 2009

Richard-Simmons

a evil Fitness freak that shoots lazers out of his nipples

OMG its richard-simmons! run away *Screaming in horror*

by PieMast3r August 28, 2009

red richard

The act in which someone, after sex with a chick on her period, "accidentally" trips and shmears his bloody genitals on said chick.

Yo Tom. Last night I pulled a red Richard on Margaret. She was pissed.

Or

Stacey, whats that red stain on your arm?

Oh, Mark red richard' me this morning. I just havent showered yet.

by Nicknac2017 April 23, 2018

wtf richard

when your friend throws the fucking freespee on the highway

Guy 1: Come on, throw it
Guy 2: *throws it on the highway*
Guy 1: WTF richard?

by fpenfqoNFPwqpOF September 12, 2017