Coachella ready 

Used to describe slutty alternative/indie clothing, often sarcastically. Based on clothing found at Coachella music festival.

Person 1: Damn, that is one slutty dress
Person 2: *Sarcasm* Coachella Ready!!!

Coachella ready by crazy4pigeons April 13, 2015

I-Ready lesson 

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.

Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.

I-Ready lesson by Randomguywithnothingbettertodo April 30, 2021

The person reading this 

The person reading this is a beautiful/handsome person, I hope you get every bit of love you deserve you cutie pie! :)

The person reading this better have an amazing day.

The person reading this by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020

Readington 

Greatest town to ever exist. Wealthy town but very humble and hardworking. Rural area and conservative #MAGA. Not much divesity. If you're a lib or not involved in some form of athletics growing up you're a loser and likely have soft parents. Not many commerical business' and more family business oriented. Hardo baseball parents breed here. Cannot think of a better place to raise a family to ensure youre kids arent walking vegans when they grow up. Schools here are beyond excellent and set students up for great success. Readington locals know fellow Readington locals.

That white kid loves Trump, is hardworking, athletic, and not a pussy; he has to be from Readington.

Readington by LibraryGuy32 August 21, 2018

Ready to pop 

Very close to giving birth (and therefore heavily pregnant)

You: "Wow Sheila, you look just about ready to pop"
Sheila: "Fastest nine months of my life"

Ready to pop by il-wOoKiE April 26, 2012

summer reading

The prickiest thing teachers could come up with, usually blown off until the last minute because kids shouldnt be forced to read.

We give you this summer reading to make you smarter.

Fuck that! I'll learn in school, and save summer for NOT learning.

summer reading by Shawarma123456765432 October 11, 2008

Don Ready

euphemism for an erection

That woman's husband has a huge Don Ready.

Don Ready by SuperNegro November 12, 2009