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Mad Ranch

When ordering food in a drive through and instead of risking only recieving two ranch by stating, "I would like a lot of ranch" you would state that you want Mad ranch in order to recive 3 ranch packets or more.
Customer : I would also like it super sized
Drive through attendant: Does that complete your order?
Customer: Yah can you aslo throw in some mad ranch?
Drive through attendant: Sure, no problem
Customer: Thanks dog
by Labuzaid July 28, 2011
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Bunny Ranch

An all-American name for a brothel, whorehouse, place of ill repute or common bawdyhouse located anywhere near Sin City. In much of Nevada, prostitution is legal. It’s a place where almost anything goes.
On our way back to the airport from that boring convention downtown, we checked out that other Vegas attraction, the Bunny Ranch. It was a bigger gamble and more fun than anything on the Strip.
by The Real Canadian June 5, 2022
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Ranch

Listen i know your bored of school and your probably in it rn. so here is all my definitions of RANCH
Man made ranch: Basically cum but worded different
Ranch: A sauce for carrots if ur bored
Man made ranch is cum but worded so different its not sexual
Ranch is a sauce so whatever u do with it like spreading it on your dick / pussy go ahead i wont stop ya
by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023
mugGet the Ranchmug.

slug on ranch

A dumbass who just shouts random shit in video games with his dumbass friends. Can also mean a complete goofy ahh need mor bullets mofo
Man, that n*gga is a slug on ranch.
by DrKize January 31, 2024
mugGet the slug on ranchmug.

Ranch bottling

When your doing anal and cum inside and they goes to the bathroom and squeeze the cum out of their ass.
What happened between you and Robbie.

I did anal with Robbie and was ranch bottling for half an hour after.
mugGet the Ranch bottlingmug.

Ranch

A term describing weed that looks very low grade but is actually high quality bud
"Yo this grass is browner than chocolate milk "

"Its friggin ranch though bro"

"Legalize Ranch "
by Doctor Esophagus September 24, 2021
mugGet the Ranchmug.

ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza
by Hide- July 20, 2018
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