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Verbal Roofie

A statement (usually a joke) that completely incapacitates the listener, rendering them unable to do anything but laugh on the ground for a short amount of time.
Tom- "Ryan, why is Kate on the floor?"
Ryan- "I just gave her a verbal roofie."
Tom- "Nice."
by Team T.O.A.S.T. August 21, 2009
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Roofed

Roofing, or, 'to roof' is to throw an object onto the roof of a building, usually to get rid of it but at the same time put it somewhere everyone can see it, people also throw other people's stuff onto a roof to get at them, you can also throw a ball onto a sloped roof and try to catch it as it comes back down.
Legend has it this was first done onto the roof of a Tech block facing a school field.
"What am I going to do with this?"
"Roof it."

"Hey *someone* just roofed *something*"
by Switch October 28, 2004
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roofie

a date rape drug, that can commonly be found in punch at college frat parties
dudee did you see sean last night?
Yeah he doesn't remember anything he got roofied.
by lauraisbanginnn September 17, 2012
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Roofter

Roofter, a more harsh way of saying poof, poofter or gay.
Commonly used in the British expat community in Switzerland.
Jeez, what a Roofter!

You look like such a Roofter in those Jeans.
by khatmandu September 15, 2010
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Beefus roofus

A thing or person that just stands in place looking very stupid in the doing
That guy is such a beefus Rufus for staring at the box of rocks like that. I bet the box of rocks is smarter than him. Beefus roofus is such a ding dong.
by Greemlan December 1, 2021
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roofies

get some roofies, a girl with a can of coke, and you're good to go. *hand motion*
by exclamation! September 15, 2005
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Brett Clarke Roofcare

Someone who, 1. Buys products off you and does not pay despite promises. 2. Charges very high prices to customers for work that should cost a fraction of the price. 3. Should not be a roofer. 4. Gives roofers a bad name.
Brett Clarke Roofcare: Can I have some materials and promise to bring the money in next week?

and... Hello Mr and Mrs OAP your roof will cost you £8000
by Iwantmymoneyback December 12, 2010
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