Quarter press

While experiencing a quarter chub, a man will finagle his penis into a woman’s vagina via thumb and forefinger.

I couldn’t my cock rock hard, so I gave ‘er the ol’ quarter press.

by Flaccidpatchkids November 18, 2021

quarter hopper

a nickname for someone who is 25% mexican that is only acceptable being said by other mexicans. A play on words of ‘Border Hopper’

“Have you seen *name* today?”
“Oh you mean the quarter hopper? Yeah at Dollar Tree.”

by shartfiend February 11, 2023

quarter life crisis

When you are 20 and trying to figure out what to do with your life.

Happy 20th birthday. welcome to your quarter life crisis.

by stejskal October 02, 2023

Quarter life crisis

When you realize work is more important than partying..

“Kevin let’s go party,” Joey said “I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” kevin bitchly said

by add1$0nL13p0ld October 03, 2023

Quarter life crisis

When you decide to be boring and read and work instead of getting white girl wasted

“Kevin let’s go party in Goodyear,” Joey said excitedly
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone

by add1$0nL13p0ld October 03, 2023

quarter autistic

Someone who has been known to be 1/4 autistic 3/4 normal.

Brad, is a fucking Quarter Autistic, also known as QA

by Tyler Kenny June 23, 2008

Quarter Master

Joshua.

Joshua is the Quarter Master.

by Greenjetwings February 08, 2025