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close quarters syndrome

Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.
I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
mugGet the close quarters syndromemug.

quarter autistic

Someone who has been known to be 1/4 autistic 3/4 normal.
Brad, is a fucking Quarter Autistic, also known as QA
by Tyler Kenny June 23, 2008
mugGet the quarter autisticmug.

Drop a Quarter

Your ass cheeks are clenched so tight you can hold a quarter there.
Dude, Drop a Quarter! It's no big deal.
by Slowpoke 842 January 14, 2019
mugGet the Drop a Quartermug.

Quarter Pounded

Someone who finishes quickly
What did you do last night?”

“My tinder date quarter pounded”

“Oh no”
by straightvibin December 9, 2020
mugGet the Quarter Poundedmug.

General Quarters

General Quarters (GQ), sometimes referred to as all hands or battle stations is the Navy version of a fire drill, only difference being that it could happen at any moment. You could be taking a shower or masturbating, but as soon as those fucking alarms start blaring and you hear the announcement, it doesn’t matter if you’re soaking fucking wet or bricked, you gotta quickly stop what you’re going, get into your uniform and your gear, and run to your assigned battle station or whatever the fuck they assigned you to when you checked in
Seaman Johnson: “boy I can’t wait to finally get some alone time in my rack”

MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session”
by rizzperez March 6, 2025
mugGet the General Quartersmug.

three-quarter-sibling

1- Child of mother and of uncle (father's brother) simultaneously.
2- Child of father and of aunt (mother's sister) simultaneously.
3- Cousin and half-sibling simultaneously.
Three-quarter-sibling.
by Chupite November 20, 2024
mugGet the three-quarter-siblingmug.

kraft quarter pound

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.
if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.
by Cody5050 November 22, 2020
mugGet the kraft quarter poundmug.

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