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Pussypants

A guy who always pussies out at the last second, someone who has no guts. Generally these idiots have no supporters or friends.
Jim: Hey dude Harry said he was gonna jump off his garage, but he just hid in his room.

Joe: Dude, what a Pussypants.
by wordfinder756 June 9, 2010
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Pussy before Wussy

The equally pivotal yet rarely invoked supplement to the Bros before Hoes rule.

As Bros before Hoes states; "your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with)." While Bros before Hoes is indeed the most hallowed of traits amongst Bros, what must also be taken into consideration is the bro-ness level of the invoker of Bros before Hoes. That is, if a male cohort of yours wishes you to disengage from a female you are courting by claiming "Bros before Hoes," yet cannot be considered a "Bro" himself (e.g. He wouldn't do the same for you, you don't know the guy too well, he's cockblocked you on more than one occasion, etc), then you have the right to proclaim "Pussy before Wussy" and continue your pursuits.
Douche: "Wanna hit a strip joint?"

Man: "Nah, I'm goin' out with Jen tonight. Gonna finally pop the question."

Douche: "That skank?" Come on, man, Bros before Hoes."

Man: "You smoked all my weed yesterday, hit on my sister last week, and I've only known you for a month. Pussy before Wussy, bitch."
by Skeever Testicles February 1, 2013
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Push the fluffy

A sexual position between a man and woman where the woman (preferably with a nice big, round ass) lies flat on her stomach and the man straddles her from behind. The man can prop himself up with his arms or lie on top of her and kiss her all over her neck or mouth. Very intimate and perfect for a quickie.
(Woman) Good morning love...how can I take care of you? Wanna Push the fluffy?
(Man) In the middle of the night, gently wakes the woman and asks to Push the fluffy.

Feels great and requires very little effort to enjoy sexual intimacy and of course to get off
by DNA in the NW September 8, 2013
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pussy cobbler

A pristine vagina that tastes so good when you eat it, it gives off the tasty flavor of a cobbler.
Kaela's pussy cobbler was so delicious I just want to eat it all the time!
by Pb13 October 2, 2013
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pushp

A flower. Gem of a person. A rose without thorns.
He is the pushp of my life
by e cauli September 27, 2018
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Pussy piece of shit

A phrase made popular during the public meltdown by John Palmer during the Chicago performance of the Broadway hit musical, Hamilton. Which became a popular meme on the app, iFunny.
I oughta fucking punch your ass, you pussy piece of shit, you pussy piece of shit, you pussy piece of shit.
by Webster Willy February 18, 2019
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Pussy Goggles

When a person acts like T**i acted because of L**a
"FODO-VOS OS CORNOS SE FALAREM MAL DA L**A"-T**I
"Tás majé com Pussy Goggles"- O RESTO
by .xXPUSSYSLAYER69Xx. June 17, 2019
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