Purse-gum

The gum in foil wrappers that is in the bottom of a woman's purse. The wrapper is usually partially open and bit of dirt, hair etc may be found on the opened end. Sometimes tastes of perfume.

My daughter hates it when she asks for gun and I start digging in my purse. She said ' mom, not purse-gum!"

by Unicorn3 October 31, 2025

multidimensional purse aliens

um in a world where em have no meaning
multidimensional purse aliens aim to en-
hance the dimensions of meaninglessness
to the next schrizo billable level. oh shuks

She groveled turnonover my masculinity until I turned into a flamebasket glass-case slipper in her happily after four ever pronjob oddjob jame mcvoy poem, and let her feed my polywogs to her huge rock hard lion's mane, she taught her daughters to win over the hearts of the multidimensional purse aliens cause my white paper had red ink and my jelly donut DNA was not allowed to live the flying sauce 'e'r s' somethin like'at. I was too white to leave and too red to die, man whita life, by a beautiful life christmas, in dedocakeson to Snow White.

by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025

Dungeon Purse

Old English slang term referring to one's tush, usually implying involvement in medieval prostitution. Also known as "rump" or "tuchus"

Bart made a small fortune slanging his dungeon purse at the ren faire before the sheriff had him beheaded

by Governor Rick November 29, 2025

Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025

purse straps

streams of thick and milky ejaculate shot across a partner's torso in a manner that they resemble the fashion accessories; usually , but not always, occurring after taking ejaculate enhancing supplements (i.e. Semenax, Max Load, etc.)

I was so backed up that I shot a couple of purse straps across that girl the other night, bro!

by stoopidfiredude May 21, 2023

Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.

"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."

by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023

taco purse

A California CHP’s citation book.

Yo bro I can’t find Shawna’s ticket, I think I lost it in my taco purse.

by CIA Baby July 1, 2024