Puerto Rican Showers

Of Puerto Rican descent, it is a stereotype in which hispanics, puerto ricans especially, use axe, deodorant, cologne, and other fragrances to cover up their dirty, stinky selves.

Jenn: I like men who take Puerto Rican showers because they have a distinct smell of B.O. and Lavender and Daises.

Morelli: Mhmm, my man smells so fresh, he doesn't need to shower, hes doing that Puerto Rican shower.

by ChrisKizzle January 17, 2008

puette

Fart. Also spelled pwet. From the French verb puer (poo-ay) meaning to stink.

Who went puette? That's rank.

by fuscus June 5, 2005

such a puerto rican

When a person of a different race other than an actual Puerto Rican displays actions of or relating to that of a real Puerto Rican and can speak fluent Spanish

Mamacita- I love rice and beans
Poonkin- You are "such a puerto rican"

When a person cant help but notice the hispanic section in a grocery store

by Poonkin October 6, 2009

puerto rican parade

when you throw garbage usually fast food out of the car window

"Hey john puerto rican parade that", or just "parade that"

by clarkstein January 14, 2008

Puerto Rican shotgun

the center seat front seat in a car or (especially) a pickup truck

I was driving. Jose had shotgun and Miguel had Puerto Rican shotgun.

by Michael Q Lopez June 11, 2005

Puerto Rican Shower

The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.

I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.

by dexers_lab July 27, 2009

Puebla

Cinco de Mayo Land.. in the U.S means its time to drink beer and act like we like mexicans, in mexico means wow we won a battle againts the french Big Deal. we still got our butt kick and lost the war....

person 1: Puebla is in mexico right???
Person 2: yeah i think, isnt puebla mexico's capital??
person 1: i dont know but we get drunk on may 5th becuuse of it.

by Erik Gomez June 23, 2008